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August 23, 2007

Stupid Piece of Crap II: The Crap Continues

So much for the duct tape idea. But all of you guys gave us some good ideas and tips, so now we have to try them.
Seen on a septic truck on Highway 16 on the way home: "Doody Happens".


  1. i'm tellin' ya...the dollar store!!! unless you really like the peeling duct tape! it is attractive in a rundown trailer park in bumfuck, slobovia sort of way.

  2. lol duct tape? girl just go to bed bath and beyond and just buy yourself a new one

  3. "But all of you guys gave us some good ideas and tips, so now we have to try them."


    Since my idea came first that means I have first place in line, right????


  4. Do you know what I like best about the suction cups giving up their grip? When they do it in the middle of the night. The crash wakes you up, and you lie there terrified, wondering who the fuck broke in.

  5. So true, Val!!!

    The only thing wrong in my shower, is my lard ass, though!!

  6. Anonymous10:21 AM


    oh, jeebus christopher. it is slipping. whatcha gonna do? hurl the sunuvabitch into the street.

  7. well, do let us know what you try and how it works. my mil uses something like the one val told you about and hers works well.....

  8. You guys really cracked me up, big time!!!

    I am going to Bed Bath & Beyond tomorrow (thanks L'Oreal!) to see what they have. There's also a Dollar Store in the area (thanks Fenwayspal) so I'll try there as well.

    Mark - DREAM ON! ;-P

  9. "Seen on a septic truck" in South Florida: We're Number 1 in the Number 2 Business

  10. Anonymous3:01 PM

    I really think you should nail the sucker to the wall honey!!!

  11. isn't that you wanna be nailed to the wall, diane??? hmmmmmm?

  12. yeah but Diane is right... you
    think nothing of screwing towel
    rails and loo paper holders on
    the tiles, so why not a proper
    pucker shower accessory... doh!

  13. When did bathing become so complicated?! Good luck on your search!

  14. Anonymous2:03 PM

    Ah sweet Fenswaypal, you know me too well. Amazing how talk can turn from shower caddy's to Vincent in the space of one word ;0)

  15. I just had to buy a new one - three shelves, chrome, 2 suction cups.

    The triumph of hope over experience.