Volume 2 of Wretched Ads from Good Housekeeping, April 1964.
There are three words that should never, ever be put together, and that's "Crusty Tuna Surprise." No matter how you mix-n-match those words "crusty tuna", "crusty surprise", "tuna surprise", it's all just wrong.
Oh boy! Dinty Moore Beef Stew served over white bread! Can life get any better? I submit that it cannot!
Mmmm, yummy, Kraft cheese pizza in a box. Not a frozen pizza, but with all the fixens, including the easy one-step crust. I've seen some gross looking pizzas in my day, but man, that one is grim.