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December 6, 2006

The ultimate female joke!!!

I offer this joke to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an afterwork cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.... "Clean my house."


  1. I once saw a documentary on a company of naked cleaners. They'll come and clean your house while naked. I'm not really sure what the point is, since apparently no sex is involved, but I guess some people like that sort of thing.

    Anyway, my point is that cleaning can be kinky ;-)

  2. cheap at the price.... a gem jojo

  3. cheap at the price.... a gem jojo

  4. LOL! This is so good!

  5. The description is too close to one of Vincent for me to even consider having him clean my house. But I'd give him a lot more than $20 for other services...

  6. bwahahahahahaha! *lmao* that is fantastic!

    but i agree with val; the description sounds too much like vincent, i would never... or, wait, maybe he could still clean my room after we had some fun and pick up all the clothes spread on the floor ;)