Mt. Rainier and Lenticular Clouds - Dec. 2008 copyright: JMM

February 10, 2011

Text Speak I Can Get On Board With

Hat tip to Liz for the following "Text Speak for Seniors":
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again

G
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

8 comments:

  1. jojo...as usual...
    LMDO!!

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  2. Michelle from Maine1:23 PM

    ROFLAFAO!

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  3. Okay, I'm no ways near a senior and I can relate to some of these. Yikes. Too Funny!

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  4. There's few there I could have used before....ahem...

    GREAT post, Jojo!

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  5. What was this post about again?

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  6. LMAO!!! Val, you rule!

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