October 5, 2006

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

I got this joke from my hubby today....it cracked me up:

HER DIARY:
Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not toworry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him; he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost surethat his thoughts are with someone else.My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY: Today the Seahwaks lost, but at least I got laid.

3 comments:

  1. Too funny JoJo!!

    I have to admit....I get pretty bummed when the Seahawks lose!

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  2. I actually think autism, at least in its milder forms, is the natural state of emotional awareness of most men.

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  3. I loathe that book.... I say it was written for man by man... grrrrr.....

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